spencerchen:
Best revenge…EVER.
Tattoo artist Ryan Fitzgerald from Dayton, OH was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.
Apparently, Ryan found out that Rossie had cheated with a long-time friend of his, but instead of confronting her about it he acted like everything was normal and hatched a plan for revenge. Originally, Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault, but the ingenious tattoo artist had covered his bases by plying Rossie with wine and tequila shots and getting her to sign a consent form that stated the design was “at the artist’s discretion.”
No word from Rossie on whether the illicit night of passion with Ryan’s friend was worth it. Moral of the story? Never cheat on a tattoo artist.
(Source: early-onset-of-night, via spencerchen)
sicztee-nyne:
asslikemara:
Please reblog this
Please. It means a lot to a lot of people.
She’s been missing since October 29th
hearts-and-whores:
This is my friend Xena. Sweetest girl in the entire universe… Can you take a break from looking at hipsters and reading funny posts to reblog this. Just.. Please, She could possibly see this.. Thank you<3
Happy birthday Xena , I hope you’re safe , love you ♥
(Source: nicholas-mara, via sarahjoselyn)
Never ignore a person who loves and cares for you. One day you’ll realize that you’ve lost the moon while counting the stars.
Irritated! With people -_-
Didn’t do anything today. Stayed in my room and watched t.v lol coulda hung out with someone but you never like asking me if I wanna hang out and when I ask you,you all ways pause and have that blank look on your face like you wanna say no but you don’t. Maybe that’s why you never ask because you don’t wanna hang out as long as we talk on the phone you don’t care if you see me. That sucks.. Your always busy for me.. Im not saying ditch everything for me but you can make time or atleast try to cause to me I feel like you don’t try.. You can hang out with other people but when it comes to me your busy or tired.. Losing you I felt lonely but being with you still feels lonely..
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